We had a long week this week and had to come in today (Saturday) for an exam. I shall first begin, however, with the food from earlier this week. So the day after tunnel boning Mr. Quail, we got to make Cheesecake! Chef was demming both Baked Cheesecakes and No-Bake Cheesecakes. Now, alongside sandwiches, most of you know that cheesecakes are my number two thing. I have been making them since I was about 12 years old and an absolutely HUGE fan! I would also like to take credit for making many of my friends and family mahoosive cheesecake-lovers. Who can blame them though, after they have tasted my cheesecake ;)?
My all time favourite to bake is a Banoffee Cheesecake; banana flavoured cheesecake with a delicious, rich caramel sauce. In the summer I also enjoy making a Lemon Cheesecake with berries on the base. I have also experimented with White Chocolate and Raspberry Cheesecake, Oreo Crusted Cheesecake and of course the standard New York Cheesecake. I am a die-hard baked cheesecake fan. If a no-bake cheesecake was put in front of me I would eat it although if I had to order it in a restaurant I would definitely stick to the baked cheesecakes. My reason are as follows:
1) Gelatine. Now do you even realise what gelatine is made out of??? No? Let me enlighten you. Wikipedia defines gelatine as
“a translucent, colourless, brittle (when dry), flavourless solid substance, derived from the collagen inside animals’ skin and bones”
One word. Ew. If you can’t tell me that that is seriously disgusting then there is obviously something wrong with you. Not judging of course….
2) It is EXTREMELY creamy. So creamy that you almost might as well just whip up some cream, add a squeeze of lemon juice and some sugar, dip in a tennis biscuit and VOILA, instant cheesecake!
3) Fridge set cheesecakes are much more temperamental and need to be handled with greater care than a baked-cheesecake. While the copious amounts of gelatine will have set the cheesecake, it will still be quite soft and anything leaning on it will definitely smoosh it up.
4) Going back to gelatine (yes I seriously have a thing against gelatine), have you ever tasted something with too much gelatine? It’s not like it tastes like gelatine but it doesn’t taste like it should taste…..its revolting. end of.
Chef asked us who preferred what cheesecake and it was more or less 50-50. In case you are interested the people who prefered no-bake cheesecake preferred the texture as it is much smoother and creamier (notice that was one of my reasons to dislike no-baked cheesecake).
ANYWAY! After this mini-debate which of course I was very involved in, especially with my gelatine-hating and all, Chef demmed the two cheesecakes and had them ready for us to test the next day. Her Baked Cheesecake was exquisite. Like out of this world delicious. I thought I could make amazing cheesecake? Damn. Now this was Effing amazing cheesecake! I can vow that from now on when I make a plain cheesecake I will go with this bad boy.
Now it comes to the No-Baked Cheesecake. Moment of truth. It was divine. The level of smoothness and creaminess was perfect. There wasn’t that horrible gelatine-ness to it and it had a good texture and firmness. As a matter of fact, I have just devoured 2 pieces right before writing this. The other beauty about a No-Baked Cheesecake is that you mix all the crap together in a bowl, throw it over the base and bob’s your uncle, you have a cheesecake that can be eaten in 12 hours. Here is the recipe for you:
Lemon No-Bake Cheesecake
Ingredients
180g Butter biscuits, crushed
60g melted butter
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 tin condensed milk (100g)
10ml gelatine (or 2 sheets of gelatine)
250g cream cheese
zest of 1 lemon
125ml lemon juice
250ml cream
Method
1) Combine the crushed biscuits and the butter.
2) Press into your prepared spring form cake tin.
3) Stick it into the fridge to set.
4) Put gelatine leaves into icey cold water to soften them.
5) Combine the condensed milk and the cream cheese. (Make sure you get a spoonful of that condensed milk……my goodness its disgustingly delicious!)
6) Add the lemon juice and zest.
7) Squeeze out all the water from the gelatine and melt it in a pan over very low heat.
8) Whip the cream to soft peak.
9) Add a small amount of the cheesey batter to the gelatine pan, mix together, then add everything back into the cheesey batter. Stir quickly and combine.
10) Fold in the cream.
11) Pour the mixture into your cake tin and leave to set in the fridge for about 12 hours. MAKE SURE YOU WRAP IT IN CLING WRAP otherwise your cheesecake will taste like fridge.
Lemon No-Bake Cheesecake
Slice O Cheesecake
So other than the cheesecake we had a duck day where the chefs showed us how to make Duck Confit and Roast Duck, and we got to make an Asian Style Duck Breast with Noodles and Bok Choi. Having cooked duck before I wasn’t took worried about overcooking the damn thing, but of course, I wasn’t really thinking and decided to follow exactly how the chef did it and within a matter of seconds it was overcooked. Dammit. Either way though, the dish was actually delicious!
Asian Style Duck with Noodles and Bok Choi
Then, as I mentioned, we came into for an exam where we made a Croque en Bouche. I explained to you guys a couple weeks ago what this was in my Bonjour la France post. Basically, it is a french wedding cake made of profiteroles.
So we had to make a bunch of these things and stack them up, sticking them together with chocolate ganache. Fairly difficult but at the end of the day this is what I was able to present:
My Croque en Bouche
I ate at least 10 of these things today…so delicious!
So last on my list of things for todays post is……THE FAT TRAP. Now most of you can guess what this is but I figured a little explanation needed to be done on my blog at some point! And what perfect time to do it than during the week that I am actually on fat trap duty. We get rotated on our chores every week/fortnight and while I actually tend to do whatever needs to be done, instead of what I am actually assigned (which has sometimes included fat traps in the past), I tend to stick to the cleaner and more lengthy chores such as dem prep. Because I am actually on fat traps though, I must actually do it as, lets face it, no one else wants to.
So. Think about it this way, all day the sinks at the back of the kitchen are being used to wash about 200 bowls/pots/pans etc. And of course, greasy stuff, food, bits of just about anything goes down the drain. With the rate that this stuff is going into the sink, the chance of a blockage in the pipes is kind of inevitable. Enter, the fat trap. This metal contraption under the sink catches all the nasty bits nobody wants which can then be removed, washed, the fat trap basin emptied, cleaned and VOILA, it is ready for the next day without any blockages in the pipes. Emptying fat traps is a bit of an ordeal with one person outside washing the fat traps, one person emptying the basin (probably the most disgusting as you have to get your hands in there which has been my job this week…yay), one standing with the mop to clean up all the splashing and then two carriers to carry the buckets filled with fat trap water outside to be emptied.
Don't be deceived by the smile. A few of us were pretty hungover which made the situation funny!
Just to give you a bit of an idea…..this job SUCKS. The smell can be unbearable, the water extremely fatty and greasy, it makes you feel dirty as your pour the water into the bucket and it splashes out onto your legs and apron, and just generally it is very unpleasant. Today, having made pastry cream and chocolate ganache, the fat trap was bound to be disgusting. And…..guess what. It was. WARNING: do not look at the next photo if you have a weak stomach!
Crème Pat and Chocolate Ganache filled Fat Trap!
Oh yeah, and you see that thing sticking out in the middle? Yeah you have to reach in, grab that, and pull it out while emptying out the water. Yum!
After a busy day in the kitchen, and after clearing almost 3 fat traps, your arm gets tired and you get a bit bored. Talita couldn’t resist the photo op this afternoon while I was clearing out the last fat trap.
Bored of Fat Trap Cleaning
She also couldn’t resist giving me a rather painful smack on the bum. I was bending over with my ass right in the air wiping out the fat trap. This way I could keep my face as far away from the smell as possible. Of course, she then walked in from cleaning the trap itself, saw my butt waving around by the sinks and gave me a nice hard smack. Not so friendly this girl 😛
Luckily, it’s a new week next week and HOPEFULLY duties will be changed so I can get back to doing other stuff!!!!!!!!!
I hope you have enjoyed this education about Fat Traps. I’m sure it will come in use one day in your lives. And when that day comes, you will be thanking me!
Bonne nuit!! xxxx